Barrack Hussein Obama (coincidentally possessing a legally-changed middle name the same as the last name of the deceased leader of the country the United States invaded and currently occupies – all rationales for which it coincidentally turns out were, by sheer happenstance, incorrect, including the most immediately pressing one: to “go after” the dead Hussein for his support of the (just now) dead Obama, I mean Osama) and Osama Bin Laden were both officially dead as of May 1st, the year of our Lord, Jesus Christ, 2011.
On May 2nd 2011 we are informed that Osama Bin Laden (a CIA asset and, coincidentally, the eldest son of some of former surreally-closely-elected former President Bush’s closest family business associates) was temporarily resurrected and killed by Os-, I mean Obama, leading possibly to the resurrection of his Nobel Peace Prize-validated saint status.
The forces that apprehended Osama Bin Laden did not take him alive and dumped his body at sea that very morning even after carefully planning the the exercise for weeks (the exercize being the culminating rationale of a $10 trillion global war). Which sea in extremely-arid Pakistan was not immediately known by this reporter.
This is good news. This means we can now shut down the terribly costly (both in terms of freedoms and treasure) GWOT, as the vanguard leader of it is now safely ensconced in Davy Jones’ Locker. It is regrettable, but one would suppose necessary, that the US military clipped their heels and destroyed, tainted, and brought unfathomable sorrows to millions upon millions of people habitating the near East at the behest of certain unnameable people in advisory positions both inside and outside Washington’s otherwise completely and utterly unresponsive power structure (that is, unless you are a foreigner).
If I may be prescient, I would say that not a lot will be said about the circumstances of this assassination but much will be about the heroism and bravery of the troops. This will, of course, not be for removing the focus from the details of the entire incident and events leading up to it (details by dint of their inherent national security sensitiveness must be kept secret), as some loony-fringe right wing Nazi Tea Partiers may suppose, but for the purpose of appreciating the sacrifices of our men and women in uniform.
You must sacrifice for freedom you know? Freedom isn’t free. There are people out there that want what you have.